{"id":77,"date":"2021-04-20T13:43:32","date_gmt":"2021-04-20T17:43:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/yawahctauqs.com\/?page_id=77"},"modified":"2021-09-13T22:54:40","modified_gmt":"2021-09-14T02:54:40","slug":"home","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/yawahctauqs.com\/","title":{"rendered":"Home"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

The most common questions we receive are:<\/p>\n\n\n

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  • How do you pronounce Yawa Hctauqs?<\/li><\/h3>\n
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    It’s really quite simple. “Yawa”, as in “Jawa”. “Hc” as in the first sound of “Chutzpah”. “Tau” as in “what should be used instead of 2\ud835\udfb9<\/a>” and “qs” as in “kwiss”.<\/p>\n\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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    What does Yawa Hctauqs mean?<\/h3>\n
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    It’s Latin for “Attract the hairy beast”<\/p>\n\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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    Does it work?<\/h3>\n
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    We hate to admit it, but we haven’t had anywhere near the success that our sister company Squatch Away!\u00ae Sasquatch Repellent<\/a> has experienced. They’re able to offer a 200% guarantee. We offer a 0% guarantee. It’s been really rough. Frankly, we’re all kind of amazed that we’re still employed. Maybe we’re just a tax write off for somebody.<\/p>\n\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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